A quarter inch?

So I redid my mesurements today. I hadn't done them in over a month so I was excited to see if anything has changed. Nothing much so far; I lost a quarter inch around my hips and around my thighs. All very nice, but only a quarter? I'm the incredibly slowly shrinking woman. I'm just scared I'll end up losing all the fat in my butt and none in my boobs and end up looking like a ball on a stick. (Come on, you've seen them all, women who are short and round with no ass and super skinny legs and arms. Kinda like a watermelon on toothpicks or the California Raisins. You know you've seen one.)